Why do you post naked pics on Snapchat?

Mostly to make your girlfriend jealous. And because it’s good advertising. And because I’m an exhibitionist and an attention whore.

Do you wanna see my dick/Can I send you a picture of my cock?
Chances are, I am completely, entirely, 100% indifferent to your penis. In some cases, it may even gross me out. A faceless penis is not attractive. Unless you have some sort of freakish talent or quirk, spare me the rod.

Are you sure you don’t want to see my cock? It’s really big!
I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life. I promise, I really could not give a fuck less about your cock.

Oh. You don’t wanna see my cock? Are you a lesbian?
No. Just because I don’t want random dick pics doesn’t make me a lesbian, you ignorant asshat.

What about my ass?
Male asses are usually less attractive than wangs. Why don’t you work on your abs? Lift some weights or something.

What do you care about then?
I assure you that just because I get naked for a living, I have the mental capacity to care about more than penises. Asking me this is really insulting and will probably result in a block.

Swap nudes?
I post lots of them. Knock yourself out. Unless I think you’re exceptionally cool, I probably won’t send you anything personal.

How many dick pics do you get per day?
Seriously, hundreds. Don’t send them, they’re boring. I’m more interested in what’s on your walls, what you’re reading, watching, or your immediate setting. It’s like vicarious voyeurism to me.

Are you a Brewers fan?
Yes. I’ll admit that I don’t have as much time to follow the minute details as I used to, but I do try to watch or listen to nearly every game.

How old are you?

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