Why do you post naked pics on Snapchat?

Mostly to make your girlfriend jealous. And because it’s good advertising. And because I’m an exhibitionist and an attention whore.

Do you wanna see my dick/Can I send you a picture of my cock?
Chances are, I am completely, entirely, 100% indifferent to your penis. In some cases, it may even gross me out. A faceless penis is not attractive. Unless you have some sort of freakish talent or quirk, spare me the rod.

Are you sure you don’t want to see my cock? It’s really big!
I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life. I promise, I really could not give a fuck less about your cock.

Oh. You don’t wanna see my cock? Are you a lesbian?
No. Just because I don’t want random dick pics doesn’t make me a lesbian, you ignorant asshat.

What about my ass?
Male asses are usually less attractive than wangs. Why don’t you work on your abs? Lift some weights or something.

What do you care about then?
I assure you that just because I get naked for a living, I have the mental capacity to care about more than penises. Asking me this is really insulting and will probably result in a block.

Swap nudes?
I post lots of them. Knock yourself out. Unless I think you’re exceptionally cool, I probably won’t send you anything personal.

How many dick pics do you get per day?
Seriously, hundreds. Don’t send them, they’re boring. I’m more interested in what’s on your walls, what you’re reading, watching, or your immediate setting. It’s like vicarious voyeurism to me.

Are you a Brewers fan?
Yes. I’ll admit that I don’t have as much time to follow the minute details as I used to, but I do try to watch or listen to nearly every game.

How old are you?

Snapchat sucks and im goingto iceland

In case you haven’t noticed, the latest Snapchat update fucking blows. It’s buggy as hell, and I am not actually able to open most messages people send me. If you’ve paid for my ID and I don’t open your snap, this is why. I view every snap that is sent to me unless I’m too overloaded and can’t scroll down any further. I can still view messages, so those are not affected.

Anyways, you can now private message people, which is awesome for some things, like sending links and longer messages. However, I pretty much can no longer use Snapchat because it is sooooo slooooooow. It reminds me of the lag I experienced when typing an ICQ message on my old 486. Maybe you have no idea what I’m talking about (you probably don’t) but just know that is fantastically fucking slow. It takes forever for new snaps to load, my typing is delayed, and sending/receiving takes forever. A large part of it is that I receive so many fucking snaps. I can’t keep up. I also do not view videos, because my phone is always on silent, and if there’s any sound, I can’t hear what the fuck you’re saying anyway. That being said, if you send me something fucking stupid, don’t expect a response. Unless I know you, don’t send me videos. I consider the following to be stupid:

Pictures of your penis. Once again, I do not care to view random penises. Exceptions include genetic abnormalities, weird masturbation tactics, and freakishly huge with something for scale.
Videos of your mom’s birthday party. No one cares. Not even your friends. This also includes, but is not limited to other events, such as your kid’s birthday party, your high school cafeteria with a bunch of Justin Bieberesque boys with bad haircuts, you jerking off and/or having sex, or your cat. Dogs are fine, but cats fucking suck and I hate them, so don’t send me lame ass videos of your fucking cat.
Anything with no context, selfies excluded.

Its been slow On every camsite

Its been slow On every camsite. Ive only been back for 2 months so I dont know how traffik was before, but for me the past 2 weeks were the worst. Im staying positive thaugh, I will switch my hours a bit. Working night time just makes it that much more boring because im already tired at night, so I will try mornings where my energy is on top lol =) I also take the time while its slow to try .. new techniques of work… I baught new toys and new outfits, and I will take new pictures to keep them interested and keep myself more exciting also, beause my old toys wernt even giving me real orgasms anymore, and I think clients could sence it.

But On the bright side… Even my regulars are broke… My regulars always tip me or bring me private just for talking… And they have told me * I sorry I am broke this month, I promis to make it up to you next month *

Just keep your head up bella… Try working new shifts… longer shifts… etc =)

Attention ladies snapchat

As someone that grew up ugly and was bullied to the point of nearly dropping out of middle school (I didn’t, for the record), I take great pride in how far I’ve come. Not just in my appearance, but in terms of what I’ve accomplished. To some, my chosen profession is not a positive. To me, it’s among the best decisions I’ve ever made. Because of this, I don’t take offense when people call me names like “whore” or “slut”. I consider these terms of endearment, and though they weren’t meant to be taken that way, I choose to receive them as compliments. Which brings me to my point…

Ladies, I’m not snapping naked pictures to your boyfriend/husband/fuck buddy/the guy you wish was your boyfriend. Your guy made a conscious decision to follow my public feed. That doesn’t make us friends, it doesn’t make me a homewrecker, nor does it mean that he loves you any less. I didn’t look him up on Facebook and ask for his Snapchat ID. I didn’t actively seek him out. In fact, I don’t respond to the vast majority of messages I receive. I still don’t know who you are when you tell me you’re “Nick’s girlfriend”. Maybe you should tell him how you feel instead of me.

I can imagine it feels really shitty feeling self-conscious about your stretch marks while your boyfriend is getting off looking at Snapchat stories of hotter women. You may pity yourself and bitterly reflect that you were hot before you carried around your boyfriend’s child for nine months, but the truth is, it’s probably your fault. I realize that some guys are abusive assholes that do this type of thing specifically to hurt their women, but for the most part, guys just like to look. And chances are, if you’re too busy making excuses for not being the best you can be (in every way, not just physically), he’s going to be more likely to look around. In other words, get off your lazy ass and go to the gym. Learn to put on makeup. Eat healthy. Can’t afford a gym membership? Go to Target, buy some weights and buy a copy of Fitness magazine. Then do it. Don’t sit around and whine about how you used to be hot and skinny. Or don’t, and shut the fuck up and quit complaining when your boyfriend looks at other girls naked. It’s your choice.

Want your man to want you? Here are some tips on how to accomplish that:

1. Go to the gym, as mentioned. Talk with a trainer.

2. Ask him what he likes sexually without judgment, then be willing to try it. By judgment, I mean no eyerolling, sighs, or responding with “oh.” or “lol”.

3. Quit eating shitty food. The simpler the food, the better. Stop eating so much ice cream.

4. Learn to put on makeup.

5. Give head. Get good at it.

6. Shave often.

7. Shower. Be clean.

8. Actually have sex with him. I don’t care if your libido is low, find a way to make it higher. Look at porn or Ryan Gosling or whatever. Or other girls, if that works for you.