Fetish: tickle fetish

I’m not sure if the tickle fetish is rooted in being tickle-tortured as a child or if it’s hardwired in our brains as a means of survival (more on this later) but either way it’s interesting. Either way I’m firmly convinced that Tickle Me Elmo has something to do with it. Also

There are two different types of tickling, per se. They’re called knismesis and gargalesis. Knismesis is simply light tickling, like with a feather or running a finger up and down the sole of someone’s foot. Gargalesis is much harder tickling, more like tickle torture. It’s like poking someone in the flank or tickling their belly and not stopping even though they’re screaming and begging for it to stop. Supposedly, this type of ticking is supposed to help humans develop hand-to-hand combat skills. Or some such bullshit. I forgot to mention that a lot of people are tied down while they’re being tickle tortured.

Unlike so many other fetishes, tickling is common amongst both men and women. It doesn’t seem to matter if the person is gay, straight, bisexual, whatever.. as it turns out, lots of different types of people get boners from tickling. It does, however, seem to be very closely related to podophilia. For you non-podiatrists out there, that’s a foot fetish.

PS I’m pretty sure the writer of Adventure Time as a tickle fetish. It’s kind of a central theme of the show, isn’t it? At the very least, a lot of tickle fetishists have taken the idea and run with it, if the lit fic is any indication.. I mean, wow. This stuff is almost as good as Fifty Shades of Grey.

Fetish: aquaphilia

I’m a little late with this one because when I originally wrote it, my internet was really shitty.. Sorry!

Since I’m currently in Hawaii and doing a lot of snorkeling, and I’ve been taking advantage of the new underwater camera I bought, I thought I’d enlighten you guys about aquaphilia. If you’re not braindead, you can probably deduce without much effort that it’s referring to a water fetish. Like any fetish, it can be a number of things to a different person. Some may like underwater photos and video of people swimming naked, while others may just enjoy having sex in water. It may even include those popular hydrocolonics that are all the rage nowadays.

Personally, I don’t see the appeal of fucking in water. Have you ever actually tried it? It’s miserable. Straight up water was not meant to be used as lube. It doesn’t make for easy entry into the vag or ass. I’m sure to most people the idea of sex in/around/featuring water is more visual than practical. Water does kind of flatter one’s body shape, I guess.. What do you think?

I suspect that Cam studios have a placement metrix/ratios

I suspect that studios have a placement metrix/ratios, just like Streamate or any of the others sites do.

If it’s slow, and you’re the best money maker the studio has on at that moment, then you’ll get their best placement on line #1 or high up. But let’s say it’s super busy, lots of other Camshark models on. The top money earners will roll to the tops spot (so the studio can make as much as possible, cashing in on the top earners). I suspect your placement is not guaranteed, but rather determined by which models have the highest ratio of dollars made.

I suggest staying on Streamate, keeping the extra percentage. By doing the things that are part of the Streamate metrix (which is probably the same as CamSharks anyway) you’ll earn your higher placement without giving up $$$$.

Fetish: agalmatophilia

Yeah. Seriously. Maybe this is why in recent years they’ve started creating mannequins with anatomically correct nipples. I’m guaranteeing most men, at some point in their lives, have gotten a boner and thought “damn, if only that were a real person..”. Anyways, I’m lumping the doll fetish and mannequin fetish into the same category, so bear with me. I reserve the right to branch them off into two separate fetishes at a later date, though.

Agalmatophilia itself is the sexual attraction to dolls, whether those dolls are Real Dolls, Barbies, or statues. As with any fetish, a person’s specific desires vary. One person may dress a mannequin up just to admire it, another may actually have sex with it; it all depends on the person. If you’ve ever seen the movie Lars and the Real Girl, you know how innocent this fetish can be.

The mannequin fetish is a very specific branch of agalmatophilia. I’ve found that fetishists generally enjoy the control that comes with changing the mannequins posture, clothing, and appearance in general.

I have a couple of theories about why some people are agalmatophiliacs. For starters, a doll or mannequin can’t reject you. Second, they also have inhumanly perfect measurements. Unless you see them at H&M. In that case their measurements are a little more realistic. Also, apparently Lady Gaga is a mannequin fetishist. You may have heard recently that she requires that a mannequin with puffy pink pubic hair on tour with her at all times. I have no idea what that could possibly be used for. But she’s probably just completely batshit insane. I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say that Valeria Lukyanova (you may know her in the news as the Barbie girl) has some sort of doll fetish, or she’s just a great example of a person with body dysmorphic disorder. She is not to be confused with the similarly creepy Anastasiya Shpagina. Creepy. As. Fuck.

That’s about all I’ve got on this one for now. There are a few movies that I can think of that relate to this topic, so watch them if you want.

Movies Featuring Agalmatophilia:

Lars and the Real Girl
The Cell
Clockwork Orange (the Moloko Milk Bar scene)

Fetish: katoptronophilia

Yeah, I can pronounce it, either. I couldn’t even guess what it is if you put the word in front of me. But anyway, katopronophilia is a fancy fucking word for saying you like to fuck in front of mirrors.

I have to assume that Louis XIV was a katopronophiliac. For all you uncultured people that have no idea what I’m talking about, this guy built an entire hallway out of mirrors in his palace at Versailles. It’s called the Hall of Mirrors.

My personal opinion on this is that it’s easier for people to feel as though they are watching or in porn by having mirrors around during sex. Being a narcissist myself, I also know that some people get off on looking at themselves. Like Patrick Bateman. Chances are, if you’re doing this during sex, you have a problem.

Fetish: quicksand fetish

This one falls under the more generic “damsel in distress” category, for the most part. If you aren’t sure what that is, it’s pretty easy to figure out. Think of the original Super Mario Brothers game- Princess Peach is at the other castle, held captive by Bowzer… only with more jerking off.

Some Quicksand Fetishists simply enjoy mud. Sinking in it, to be exact. There are even maps with good mud sinkholes plotted out for the benefit of other fetishists. This may be for their own enjoyment or to watch someone sink. Specific soils may even play a large role in their fantasy. Yeah, bear with me, it’s kind of unusual…

Stucking, the fetish I wrote about a few weeks ago, is also kinda similar to the quicksand fetish, in that a lot of people are interested in the struggle to get out of the quicksand. Usually, total immersion in the water triggers (or symbolizes) orgasm. However, some guys get off on being the hero and saving the damsel is their main motive. Besides cumming.

Fetish: stuckage

Fetish: stuckage
I’d never heard of this one until today when someone emailed me, and I thought it was so fucking awesome I had to write about it.

Stuck fetishists get turned on by people (especially women) stuck in small places. For instance, a girl stuck in a dog door or a manhole. Judging by the research I’ve done, “stuckers” (as I will now call them) tend to prefer petite, well-endowed women, because the bigger your tits, hips, and ass, the more likely you are to get stuck. The stuck fetish is kind of an offshoot of the “Damsel in Distress” fetish, where people are excited by the idea of a woman in danger, whether it’s imminent (like sinking in quicksand) or something more benign, like being stuck in a dryer. Or the back of a Volkswagen.

MyFreeCams and Chaturbate are doing so well

Sites need to recognize that part of the reason MyFreeCams and Chaturbate are doing so well is because they allow models to link off site.
I think that these cam sites are becoming more like advertising venues and tools for conducting camshows.
The old model of a camsite providing ALL the traffic and paying customers started to disappear with Twitter… and the easier that it gets to build your own site and blog…
Beginner cammodels will always need the structure of camsites like StreamMate, and getting established and started is harder than ever because the zillions of camsites dilute the paying traffic ever more… It there were still only 4 or 5 “big” camsites to work, StreamMate might have a point. If Twitter didn’t exist to promote yourself through…

But regardless, guys find us… and then they directly ask, saying “hey, you can find me under this screenname elsewhere”… is THAT technically stealing customers?

I registered for Streammate and only worked one hour. The thought of making only 35% was too much in my head. I can’t work a site that I don’t feel good about promoting to guys.

Camscore is kinda tricky

Camscore is kinda tricky but even at 1200 you’re still about 90% approx higher than the average camscore.

What helps to check how you rank is looking at mycamgirl.net. Once you look at your states and look at how many models have logged in within the last 90 days, you’ll realize you’re not doing all that bad in comparison.

Most models compare their camscores to the top 100 which is anywhere between 10,600 to 142,000 but remember that’s the top 100 which usually has a camscore that’s 10-30x higher than the average.

My suggestion is start with smaller tips and work your way up. Try doing skype shows for tips but be aware of the time. I’d suggest a timer ap just to make sure no one goes over the time they paid for. Remember if that member was in a private on the site he would have no issues closing that private in your face if it became to costly for him.

Now my room seems to get up to roughly 125 people but 99% of those members have no tokens, have no intention of tipping if they do or are waiting for someone in my room to tip that tends to always tip. So for me anyways more members in my room doesn’t translate to higher income. Only the members that spend on me can do that. Surely the more visible you are on the page , it’s likely you’ll be discovered by a new member that may just like what he sees. The point is that it’s not always fool proof.

I tend to make the most with almost no members in my room or right when I log in. Then I log out because I can see my room fill up with non spenders. So point is they’ll do the “what do you charge for skype, or any other ridiculous question because they want to give the allure of ” I may want to spend on you, talk to me”.

Another thing that I have noticed in my return to MFC is how my room fills up randomly when I’m not doing anything naughty. I finally realized that members that tip tend to have their own entourage even if they don’t know about it. What I mean is that members follow them into rooms where there’s an obvious goal because they know if he likes what he sees he’ll tip that goal down. So the broke guys just follow these members around the site from the lounge or from room to room.

Also group. Make sure if someone takes you group that it always had the minimum 3 people. If it drops down to 2 or 1 it will affect your camscore. When I signed up for my own premium account just to see what it’s like from the other side I realized some members coordinate with others to do group. One guy messaged me and asked me to get group going in some model’s room. So I popped in the group to get it started but obviously left. What I realized is that the member in question wanted his own $1.00 per min private ( $0.50 per min to the model) = Not good.

Yes some members want the most bang for their buck but a buck or two is likely to be the only thing they do give.

Camscore is mostly based on tokens and time logged in. Ohh and no those “rated and admired” comments do absolutely nothing. So anyone popping in to tell you they rated and admired you typically didn’t at all but they want to say “I’m broke please give me attention!!!”.

I took that feature off my profile yet some dingleberry still pops in with “rated and admired!”. lol

PMs now some models leave the feature open but honestly 99% of the pms you receive will be “hi”. Yes that’s it. lol The other will be ” I can help you learn mfc” types. It’s just a broke guy that wants to give you his award winning advice on how to bring in tokens that he has no intentions of ever spending himself. Haa those types are funny.

So for PMs I suggest charging something small for your friend’s list. If that lot of members abuses the pm feature raise it. You will always get “I can’t seem to pm you”. That member is well aware that he can’t because he’s not on your friend’s list and had no intentions of spending a dime but he’ll make a scene in your room about it. Just tell him to go back to your profile and he’ll eventually just leave.

I have seen a girl on naked

I think I have seen a girl on naked. Watched a lot of cams recently to learn the secret (I did not learn it though….) of a successful camgirl.

She had no sound and constantly restarted her broadcast. She was attacked by some guys claiming she was a recording.

Someone was typing/changing her topic etc. I did not suspect it can even be a fake as the person typed very broken English and did not act likeable at all.

She definitely made more than minimum wage so in theory it is possible it was a fake.

I think it is short term success only and you will not get real fans like this.

Right now they stopped selling the product. That said….there will be new products, each new product more superior than the last.

Thank you for sharing the information, very interesting.